claire-fairy:

axelnumanuma:

imthegoddamnedivanbraginski:

himapapaftw:

onetinyangrykiwi:

badass-lass:

hulkling:

landofthedorkasaurus:

rossoalchermes:

deltaroy:

slimmercat:

failgineer:

brittums:

selflovecannibal:

nohetero:

“FUCK YOU.”

COCK-SUCKER

SON OF A CRACK WHORE MOTHER FUCKER

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS SONOVABITCH

i usually say tiny demure things, very quietly

“ohhhhhhhhh son of a gun”

“PYROS MAKES ME WISH MANKIND NEVER DISCOVERED FIRE”

#firstworldproblems

I keed I keed. I love pyros… (when they’re on my team)

MERDA MERDA MERDA. MERDA!

VAFFANCULO

STRONZO!

Usually in that order. I think the dudes I usually play tf2 with were kinda taken aback when they first heard me swear like that. (now they don’t mind)

NOPE. THAT’S COOL. I WANTED TO FUCKING DIE. THANK YOU.

EZIO YOU FUCKER I TOLD YOU TO GRAB THE WALL

Or alternately, when in Left4Dead mode: AW FU—JUST FORGET ABOUT ME GUYS IT’S OKAY REALLY

GODDAMMIT I-NO YOU FUCKING WHORE I HAD YOU THERE NOW JUST TAKE THAT TYRANT RAVE AND YOU FUCKING LIKE IT.

OH FOR FUCKSAKES NO, FUCKING BITCHASS NO FUCK TAKE IT LIKE THE SLUT WHO CONCEIVED YOU FUCKING A TO THE ZED OF THE BRITISH FUCKERS ALPHAFUCKING BET CAN’T YOU FUCKING READ THIS IS FUCKING AHHH

GOD DAMMIT NO YOU STUPID BITCH STOP FUCKING DYING SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP DYING OH SHIT OH SHIT THAT NIGGA’S GONNA KILL ME FUCK FUCK I’M OUT OF AMMO WHAT THE FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKING THING IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUN GOD DAMN IT I CAN’T REACH IT SHIT SHIT NO DON’T SHOOT ME GOD DAMN IT THAT’S IT I QUIT

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SUCK A FUCKING COCK SHIT BITCH ASS CUNT WHORE

WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING KILLED!? I WILL COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU MYSELF, YOU ASS!

WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME. I’M THE ONE WHO’S SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING YOU YOU ROTTON SONUVABITCH.

I just let a manly scream out

“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH”